make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
You were running around the house covered in syrup, with shredded down pillow feathers on your body screaming "AFLACK!" at everyone
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
She just left after she spent the past 2.5 hours fuckin the shit out of me. I'll put that in the logbook as a cross country
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
remember that guy i blew in a bathroom in barcelona, i just blew him again in rome. lightning does strike twice.
Fuck Sunday funday. Fuck real pants. Fuck the sun. Fuck Jameson. Fuck my life. Yes, I am hungover as shit sitting in my office eating bacon.
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
If I am telling you about the details of the shits I take I probably don't want to have sex with you. Probably.
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
I thought we agreed to no sexting at the school bake sale...
You were pretty conviced that my dog was a spanish child and kept trying to read him the news from your iphone app
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