I found a pair of size 15 female undies on my floor?? is that big?
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
dude, boobs are like the porridge in goldylocks
I was tripping so hard I was disappointed when I pulled back the shower curtain and shrek wasn't standing there
I promise not to drug you or anything. Please come to my birthday party.
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
Dinner was cheetos vodka and whiskey. This is what happens when even your booty call breaks up with you.
I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
Is using cherry lube as jam shameful or hilarious
If you had a dick, I would hope it falls off and comes back to haunt you while fucking your ears at night. But you don't. But if you did, that's how mad I am at you
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
You were wearing a sequin mini, with Tevas. And you still got laid.
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
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