The beer is more important than you right now.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
all I heard when I woke up this morning was "BONG HITS FOR BREAKFAST" being yelled repeatedly.
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
Also, my drunkenly packed sleepover kit consisted of a singular sock, my uncharged laptop, and a pack of post-it notes.
You need to stop blackout tweeting at him to have sex with you on the roof of your dorm. He doesn't even have a twitter.
Can't keep a straight face around her after she asked me to "make fuck to her."
I try new drugs instead of new boys. That way you can't scold me about the importance of condoms
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
I knew I was in trouble when she kept referring to the next day as things we should do
So you brought her to my house and left her on my couch.
You rode your bike four miles to my house. Yelled "I'm so high!" Then crashed into his car. It's a problem.
Man I was just the closest I've ever been to crapping my pants.
Some guy just walked past the bus stop in a lab coat and with a samurai sword and case...
let your parents know i'm sorry i ran around the house pretending their metal detector was a "booze detector"
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