What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
I think I just broke my ankle. I've only had one beer. I'm getting drunk before I go to the ER so it's less embarassing.
Do you think my parents will accept my drinking habits more if I told them I like to drink every night because I take good shits the next morning?
We talked about all of the sex positions that would better allow him to feed me grapes. I think I'm in love.
Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
I am expending an amazing amount of energy to not throw up right now
Sex should always be followed by Chinese food in bed.
You made me drive your car so you could give the dude from the parking lot a BJ in the back seat. Classy.
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
I couldn't break up with him while I was wearing a Hakuna Matata shirt.
If a cop comes up to me I'm whipping out my cock, swinging it around and singing the national anthem
I woke up on a different floor than I went to sleep on. Can't find my shoes.
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
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