Apparently when he woke up I was tripping my face off. Everytime the cat meowed I would meow back. This went on for several hours.
I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
I feel like my nuva ring should have a vibrating switch.
All the girls at the party had American flag thongs on... Pretty impressed with coordination seeing as how impromptu this event was
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
I'm hoping the sedatives kick in before I drunkenly decide to eat this whole cheesecake.
Far too many of our conversations end in us talking about sperm
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
The stripper was super into me until she pulled out my tits then I realized.... This bitch is just using my ass to get MORE TIPS
I will be DAMNED if anyone but me breastfeeds my cat.
Babe, I'm gunna be straight with you. When you act like a dick it makes me regret not fucking my manager last week.
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