she just stood in the kitchen yelling "REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES"
you woke up, pulled a beer bottle out of your pants..took a drink and went back to sleep.
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
I'm going to buy her a puppy, let her fall in love with it, then kill it in front of her. Does that answer how I feel about her?
Dude that girl I hooked up with Tuesday is in lecture. I told her I was from the Dominican visiting my cousin and was leaving the next day. Hiding under my hood and hangover.
YET AGAIN, my financial planning for 2013 consists MOSTLY of eating chipotle as "brain food" and drinking Heavily before the Jeopardy contestant test.
We started pregaming at 8. It's 11, and her only 11:11 wish is to be sober. It's hard to not love her.
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
He carried you out but the best part is you kept saying "can't I keep dancing" as you were gushing blood
WELL THEN WHAT DAY IS IT?!?! This whole having to choose between ruining my future and ruining my liver is totally killing my vibe
Update: I just threw up in between cars in the parking lot of magic kingdom.
I used your vibrator when you were out of town. Now I know why you always come out of your room smiling.
I used my mad pharmacist skills to turn ordinary birth control into morning after. I think my professors would be proud.
He wanted to take me to breakfast in the morning. He told me he respects me after I said no. I told him to respect me at a distance.
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