I just saw a commercial that said "call your doctor if erections last more than 4 hours". I said "disgusting" and my mom said "I know, i hate when that happens." Get me out of here.
my clit piercing makes the metal detector go off
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
At what point did you think the cops were actually coming to hang out with us
You cant hold me accountable for my actions when im high.
I can't decide if the sex was so good I couldn't move, or if it was me being loaded on all the morphine that they shot me up with at the ER.
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
He hit me up on Grindr and called me "bro." I just have to assume that the sex is going to be bad.
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
Sunday morning breakfast with the boyfriends family. I just puked in the stall at Cracker Barrell. Classy.
You ate all the burritos in sight....I cant take you to mexican restaurants anymore
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