I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
you know its bad when everytime i put on a shirt i think of who i hooked up with in it
He just kept petting my ear and informing me that I wasn't one of the guys
I don't know if it has occurred to you yet, but you are dating a nymphomaniac, and your work schedule is an interference of my needs being fulfilled. Get home now.
It feels like there's puke trying to explode out of me from behind my eyeballs.
me blowing you awake is the exact turn i want our relationship to take
while he was teaching, every time he said "wet" he would look at me, that's what you get for sleeping with the professor's assistant
I NEED TO TAKE A FUCKING BREAK. MY VAGINA IS SMOKING.
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
Planning a vacation around my dog. I have become one of those dog moms.
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