i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
I was pissed last night bc this girl didn't want to have sex but offered to reimburse me for the condoms. That just made me upset
Minus the pink eye. Do I look fuckable tonight?
You screamed 'no, YOU put some pants on' at a cop. I pretended not to know you.
Can you check on Mike in the bathroom. It's been like 20 min.
He's fine. He's just standing at the trash can in line for another beer from the keg. Nbd.
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
is there any kind of "im boning my neighbor and he happens to be a manager at walmart" discount that our new relationship entitles me to??
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
This bowl is so big, I just said out loud, "I'm going to die here" as I blew smoke out the cat door. Merry fucking Christmas.
I know he works a lot but c'mon man. I 69'd you the first week we boned. Put a little effort in. Fuck.
I touched a dick in church today
Also, I'm not that drunk, but I'm thinking of pulling the blinds all the way up and casting some porn up onto the living room TV to establish dominance over our neighbors.
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
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