I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
Do you think they could tell I was high on that conf call?
It was like what a highfive between zeus and Jesus would sound like
Cant decide who was more of a mess the morning after... me when i passed out in the bathroom stall or you when you sprayed yourself down with hairspray thinking it was sunblock
Just checked my bank account while shitting blood. Neither action felt good when I was done.
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
I realized I was totally the dude in that hook up. I came first and didn't wanna help him finish. And he had paisley sheets.
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
Hamster emergency. Can u come in here
he taught all the little kids to ski. it was stupid hot. i'm pretty sure my ovaries exploded.
It's a good thing vaginas don't have taste buds
Also, can next Friday be Long Underwear Friday instead of Jockstrap Friday? Because I'm about to cough up a testicle.
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
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