if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
my mom just emptied my water bottle filled with vodka into the turtle tank.
Mattress luging...It's a long story.
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
After sex he cried I didn't know what to do so I patted him on the back and went to the kitchen to make waffles
Is it socially acceptable to be blind drunk at half five on a Monday afternoon?
Which pub are you in?
I just gave parenting advice and had a discussion about the distribution of wealth in america...in a bar. I'm starting to think its me and not you lol
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
I slept awesome next to you. You're like an electric blanket that I can have morning sex with.
No that one bar I got kicked out of got closed so that technically doesn't count
Guess who's now on the no-fly list? If you guessed me, you'd be right.
Randomize
