I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
i used baking grease as lip gloss
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
I'm sorry I tried putting my balls in your cup holder.
Woke up shivering behind the titty bar, With the worst leg cramps. I'm like a poster boy for responsibility.
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
The feeling I get when I hear beer bottles clinking must be what children feel when they hear sleigh bells on Christmas Eve
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
In case you're wondering what I'm doing, I'll be banging an 18 year old this weekend. Repeatedly.
I'm literally 40 minutes from where I was supposed to stay. I woke up in a parking lot.
His dick is a skeleton key. It fits everywhere.
Do NOT approach him. He has sex with everything. LITERALLY everything, and I DO mean everything. He's so horny we once caught him with his dick in a pumpkin. A legitimate honest to God pumpkin that he bored a hole in
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
Randomize