susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
girls just need to accept the fact that i'm going to make out with their boyfriends
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
I demand visitation hours with the duck.
i feel like the 7 eleven by your house knows our deepest, darkest secrets
Just made a Xanax and ginger ale smoothie. Oh Thursday you are good to me..
Just had to hide the fact that I'm not wearing underwear from my 7 year old niece.
I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
How do you make a Facebook status saying how much you fucking hate yourself without being aggressive enough for people to worry about your safety
Cuz that's where I'm at
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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