I called her the wrong name twice and she still called me back this morning. DO I still wait two days to call her back?
The pink midgets playing hockey is the EXACT reason cold meds and alcohol do not mix. Period.
TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
Oh. My. God. Best non-relationship, he-might-be-cheating-on-his-boyfriend-but-I-can't-tell-because-of-the-language-barrier sex EVER!
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
wait one more day. tuesday is my official "i hit on you and/or we hooked up this weekend" friend request day.
Every single time I start thinking that we shouldn't have done that to him, I think of his ballsack in our passed out faces. No sympathy.
Oh man. Realized I was high when I realized how long I'd been watching Roseanne
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
So I hear you're taking over showing your penis responsibilities now that I'm gone?
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
MY COWORKER IS ATTRACTIVE AND I DROPPED A SONIC THE HEDGEHOG JOKE IN CONVERSATION I FUCKED UP
When was the last time you got laid?
When was the last time you came home sober?
touche
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