im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
so i wake up and the chick who i had sex last night left her phone number. next to the number was a broken condom. should i call?
I tried to explain to him that we just wanted a stereotypical black friend to be in our group. He didn't take it too well... Never take me to the bar again.
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
You got the whole drunk bus to sing, "In The Jungle" while conducting with your glowsticks.
I told him to pick up the beer can he threw in front of the police station. So he gets out chugs whatever's left and throws it back and says ok let's go.
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
It was like being run over by an orgasm freight train.
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
I think this Canadian beach volleyball player might be my soulmate. We could check each other's shoulders for melanoma.
I think I gave a random lady a dildo
Again?!
FUCK WHALES
I just slammed a bottle of white wine before I came to Whole Foods so basically I'm just training to be a middle aged white woman.
In any case. I fucked a married couple recently. Know what a straight person would've done there? Been super weirded out by 1/3 of the genitals there, that's what.
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