I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
one of my coworkers is shitshow drunk, getting naked. she's about to ride the bull.
i was just going to ask if it would be cool for me to come and have a beer...
it's total chaos here. i may ride the bull... i'll be visible.
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
Duuuude. Everything is so brilliant right now. This frosting is freaking orgasmic.
It's vanilla, man. Accept no substitutes. There are so many t's in that word.
I feel like I need to get a restraining order against him but I'd probably be the one to break it.
Hey do you think you can sew an adult onsie with easy access if you know what I mean!!?? It must have bunny feet.
On the oral sex Super Bowl board I drew 7 and 1. If I get lucky, someone will be swallowing during Madonna's half time. I'm sure she'd approve.
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
Playing Cards Against Humanity with my relatives at Christmas while I'm stoned was a bad idea...
If my birthday doesn't end with my panties hanging from a ceiling fan, I'm holding you responsible.
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
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