My drunk dialing habit needs to go. My drunk habit can stay though.
The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
I can't go out tonight. I feel like I'm starting to party as much as Farrah on Teen Mom.
and i do it all in one night. I'm like santa but a whore.
Just made everyone at my party download the vuvuzela app for iPhone, the neighbors absolutely HATE us
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
We're all in the kiddie pool on the porch. Fully clothed. Watching porn. With my manager.
I think I am calling out of work due to a hangover. I'm 96% sure there ISN'T tampon stuck inside me.
I just drank beer out of an old Vicodin bottle hoping to catch some residue. That's how finals week is going
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
The highlight of my night will be digging in other people's garbage
Where'd you go?
Laundry, im. A responsible drunk
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
I wanted to give everyone gifts as they left the house... So when your wondering where most of the christmas ornaments are I'm really sorry.
Randomize
