ice luge is my downfall...
...u mean upfall.
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
Still drunk just puked in the meat cooler tried to clean it up with ham. Its not working
Last night I dipped into my beer fund to pay for groceries. SINCE WHEN ARE MY PRIORITIES SO WHACK???
Rode my bike to work still drunk. Almost threw up on a camper while getting him out of his parents car.
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
And don't worry, my exact words were "I can't believe a baby came outta that thing"
Ya I know. She's self aware though, like the terminator. Which is the best kind of crazy
I left for five minutes and Chris wound up half in women's clothes, half naked. And the naked half was covered in shamrock stickers.
We could have had it all. And by all I mean sex in your Toyota Corolla.
I dapped up a cop while leaving the party
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
Last night when we banged she had nothing else on but socks that said 'property of Jesus' on them.
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
Randomize
