What a fucking waste of an outfit
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
my text book just quoted the cookie monster
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
I need to make a new year's resolution to only pee in toilets. And it needs to start happening before the new year.
I just windexed my mirror headboard, Lets get to work.
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
This family outing has commenced with me throwing up in an apple orchard
Are you setting a date to bone me?
Are you accepting?
I am the only person I know ever to have been brought TO the bar in the back of a cop a car. Twice.
I have a bunch of bug bites on my ass... This is why you don't have sex against a tree in the woods
This is a weird combination of planning and sexting but whatever
It's a shame, really, because he's got the cock of a horse... And the personality of dry toast.
I guess I'm famous. Hot lesbian was WARNED about me. Still hooked up with her.
I'll pay you to teach me.
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