If I was Danny Tanner and my wife died and left me with three kids I would hire a nanny rather than bringing in the sexually promiscuos uncle with a fetish for leather and rebellion and my obviously mentally ill (possibly gay) best friend Joey, who has never had a girlfriend and consistently talks in cartoon voices... a nanny is just a better choice
im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
he asked me to lick his asshole and I told him his girlfriend could do that for him
Woke up the next morning in an 8 year old's bedroom. Saw my bra swinging from the spiderman ceiling fan and decided it would be best to dip out w/o it.
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
that's right. bitches got laser pointers. let's fuck shit up
This is what my life has come to. Drinking champagne alone yelling at the dog because no one wants to hang out with me
At tuba camp, the pickings are slim. It's like being the tallest midget.
I wish they would just make alcoholic protein shakes already.
Is it totally acceptable to fuck a co-worker even though we don't speak the same language?
Why do you even have to ask me that question
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
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