Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
Last night I ate parmesan cheese straight out of the container while watching Chelsea Lately. Look at what happens to me when you leave.
He then proceeded to tell me about his enlarged lymph nodes, his"severe" case of blue balls.
so,apparently a side effect from having sex on the beach is now i have a tanline shaped like your sister
i hate you
I feel like you pissing on my ping pong table isn't something to be proud of.
just found gum connecting my sunglasses to my floor board. you don't want to know where else it was.
i told him i should keep a toothbrush at his house for after all the times i threw up there. he said yes but i wasnt getting a key to the apt
Some guy dressed like Santa just handed me a bottle of tequila. I NEVER WANT TO LEAVE CANCUN
Found my wallet. It was under my dresser with a note that said "good job you found me". Drunk me is an ass.
its 2pm. u awake yet?
ill text u back later. still peeling fingernail polish off my face.
my poor anus
Like I could say no to two hot people already naked and fucking. Please. I'm not made of stone.
Twice?!
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