I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
Almost accidentally stole a baby... explain later
Turns out they use me as an example of What Not To Do at freshman orientation. My little brother told me.
She posts like 3 statuses a day pleading for pity. Responding positively would be like giving a dog a treat for shitting on the floor.
the amount of times i have wished for a boxed wine emoticon is almost alarming. almosttt
happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
HOW IS IT EARTHLY POSSIBLE TO DO THAT MUCH DAMAGE WITH JUST MY THUMBS?? HOW???
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
I'm running on two hours of sleep, a shot of vodka, and half of a granola bar. I can't be held responsible for what I do.
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
Metaphysical thesis on the illusion of self+ 2 day adderal binge = the walls of reality are crumbling
It's the kinda thing that makes you wanna buy a rainbow flag and fight republicans and kiss girls
Well, the night started out with you ALMOST falling out of a tree. Then we went back to the tree after about 9 shots and you DID fall out of the tree.
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
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