why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
I wasnt that drunk. Throwing the table off the third story was totally logical.
Let me start this apology by saying you were the finest piece of ass I ever had.
Just checked my phone. Sometime last night I googled sex positions in a tent. Was there even a tent there?
Oh and jess is gonna pee in our guest bedroom to mark her territory.
Woah there. I lasted a semester and a fourth of college not having sex. trust me when i say keeping my virginity was an obstacle course of olympic proportions.
The virgin olympics. I would win the gold. For America.
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
I just realized, I'm going to be on my period for the end of the world. FUCK.
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
Everything was going well until he very loudly said that he wanted to cum on my fingernails.
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
I kept falling all over the place and yelled at the bouncer you can't kick me out I'm from Texas.
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