If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
We were making out in the bushes when some dude comes and starts peeing beside us.
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
he's like a stage 5 clinger and he won't even fuck me. he has to be gay. my personality isn't really THAT great.
do not give him the "i just had sex cake" i repeat DO NOT give him the cake. things didn't go well
Houston, we have a blender
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
No, you always delete them without reading. Enjoy the virtue of morning innocence. What are you doing today.
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
after the fucking you spent twenty minutes vomiting naked and shaking your dick at my roommates. luckily, i don't remember that, or i'd have to be really insulted.
female sloths literally scream when they want sex and can be heard up to 700 meters away
i think i might be a female sloth
Well I guess I'll go shower now and wash all the stripper off.
I just bought emergency deodorant at Dominick's and put it on in front of a homeless man while waiting for the bus. He laughed and said 'girl, you a mess'. This is my life.
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
I'm shotgunning a meatball sub and watching flip or flop. i have reached a new level of singledom.
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