Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
We are so drunk I just let him piss between my legs on the toilet. That's love.
vaguely remember the bartender stopping me outside last night so he could pull the duct tape out of my hair
I want a grilled cheese and an IV
John stretched a condom over his face and tried to puke in it.
Just cause I'm shitfaced wasted every night waking up in random beds all over Manhattan does not mean I'm a mess.
Truth. Respect the hustle.
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
Masturbated while waiting for my face mask to dry, so it was a productive night.
Ugh. It's days like these that make me wish my bad habits would kill me faster
You know you've hit a new slutty low when you're simultaneously sexting and having a tea party with a 4 year old
You tryed convincing the salvation army bell ringer you could do the worm and face planted into the sidewalk... I put a dollar in the can for your performance
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