You should see what I'm doing to your stuffed animals
there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
making cat noises will not fix the situation.
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
He came on me while singing crank dat like soulja boy, fuck our sex life has reached a whole new level of low
can you call in chlamydia to work? like if the antibiotics they gave you for it are giving you the shits...
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
I make your heart skip a beat like that pivotal moment when you open a public toilet lid
She came to the party with six kegs and a life sized portrait of Lavar Burton. SHE WILL BE MY WIFE.
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
THIS IS WHY I WENT TO SCHOOL FOR TO BE A COSMETOLOGIST TO HELP MY EX BOYFRIENDS CURRENT GIRLFRIEND BE MILDLY ATTRACTIVE... Everything DOES happen for a reason
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
I just took the batteries out of the xbox remote so she could replace the dead ones in her vibrator If that's not love I don't know what is
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
Go have fun. I'm gonna go shower off the regret.
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