The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
Dude turns out her best friend is lesbian...there is no wingman for this situation
I never thought to pass out in a hotel lobby rather then paying for a hotel room until you taught me that's acceptable at the Hilton
We need to go to the store an get depends. I really don't want to be bothered with the bathroom this weekend.
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
Welp, I can cross "making out with a guy in a dress" off my bucket list...
I DESERVE A BEADED TATTOOED MAN I'VE WANTED ONE FOR SO LONG
BEARDED TATTOOED MEN ARE PEOPLE AND NOT THINGS TO BE GIVEN FREELY
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
Your slutty phase was the highlight of my year.
"Here let me wipe my uterus off your dick" was probably the most unsexy thing said after period sex. I should get an award
so i'm with my friends driving on the highway and just saw a guy in the car next to us sucking on a dildo. can't make this shit up.
Taking one of the loudest shits ever at work and I have to say...I'm having a better time than I thought I would
Does sending her to the conference instead of a competent employee and putting her in a suite make up for banging her husband behind her back?
No, but she’ll have a nice memory when she gets dumped and fired on the same day.
I got subtly pornographic with a lollipop while we were talking and he got flustered and started to blush. If he’s not interested after that I need to turn in my vagina card.
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