dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
I went out in the middle of the night to smoke my weed.. Didn't realize my dad was sitting on the patio doing the exact same thing..
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
The salesman looked at me like I was crazy when I explained the need for a headboard that had slats so I could handcuff people to it
I'm challenging a 70 yr old alcoholic woman who is half my size tonight. Wish me luck
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
Long story short, I found someone who takes me seriously when I say I have a Shakespeare kink.
With gravity the way it is and your butt clearly being the size of a bus you'd break your hip or something
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
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