I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
They have to be talking about me. I never heard that statement until I was born.
can you explain to me why you commented on every one of my profile pics with "tits and beer ftw" please and thank you.
i just snorted my name. best moment ever
Now for something completely different: ive figured out how to eat a banana without insinuating something completely naughty
the meat mosque collapsed into the alcohol moat
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
hey the jello shots wont freeze
How much Everclear did you put in them?
uhhh all of it
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
I don't want to inconvenience you with my dick\n\n
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
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