come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!
Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
I spent an hour trying to convert bar outfits to church outfits. Its hard.
woke up laying on an empty pizza box and some guy was doing blow off my butt...i guess i should thank you.
You told the cop FUCK YOU AND YOUR TASER, i dont think he appricaited that
Every girl my sister has brought home from college I've had sex with, check and mate motherfucker
Apparently getting a blow job in the mens room from the bar owners daughter will get you kicked out.
You're worse than that girl who made out with her cousin at that party
That was you...
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
After an hour of searching for my pants, we had three people looking. They were finally found in the oven.
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
I use my feet as sexual weapons
Not going to lie, when I looked in the tub I expected to see what might have been remnants of a squirrel.
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