Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
I remember her trying to talk to me a few times after we broke up and I'd always change the subject to bagels.
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
She just called to say she can support a full bottle of vodka between "the girls" now. I'm going over, don't try and stop me.
You called your ex's vag an "AIDS Pinata". Drunk You is the Hulk Hogan of insults.
They're showing aladdin at the bar my birthday is complete
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
Everybodys gonna want to make out w me dressed as big bird
Big bird is like some childhood daddy fantasy come true for carnival
If I could run through a field of Reece's and Oreos, dive off a milkfall into a bowl of cereal. My Life would complete.
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
According to the arrest report, I shouted "no, YOU put some pants on" at the cop. Downhill from there.
Just let me pee on you and I'll leave you alone.
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
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