Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
I just had a librarian tell me that "wikipedia is like sex"
When he expanded on the analogy it actually made sense. "you're going to do it either way, so I'm just going to tell you how to do it safely."
Sometimes I stop and laugh and think "and these are my actual life choices".
I made him breakfast and we cuddled on the couch watching march of the penguins, which is, in case you were unaware, the opposite of fucking on a pool table
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
This costume is too restrictive. The priest and I cannot get it on while I am wearing it.
Long story short he broke into a preschool and threw all their cones into a tree.
he said he needs a little more pabst, some time to jack off and a sandwich and he'll be ready
Can someone please explain where the fish in the mason jar came from when we were at a bar all night?
You told the bartender if he gave you one of the fish you'd go away
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
I saved him in my phone as "Well-Hung Burrito Savior." I love Taco Tuesday.
I got bit by a peacock. That's how hard shit went down last night.
Oh dear. Sending much love.
Just send a machete.
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