Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
Dude that chick had her name tattooed in Japanese characters between her b-cups. I kept calling her Toyota.
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
Don't worry about later. I already pre-ordered a pizza for a 1:45 delivery and told them to ignore any calls from your number.
You're getting good at this, you know that?
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
I just put a tampon in while driving. Don't tell me I don't got skills.
Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
While drunk it seemed like a good idea to barricade my roommate in his room with everything that we could move in our apartment, waking up to him screaming from it collapsing on top of him was just an added bonus.
I hate nights where "I found my underwear" can be considered a victory.
Don't try to dry clothes in the microwave. They'll catch on fire.
6 tequila shots, 3 kamikazes and 1 rumplemintz.. The next day I puked in my office trash can while doing payroll. I may have to dock my own pay for lack of class.
The wizard has you scheduled for a 6am sex breakfast
I'm so there
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
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