Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
he made me salute his american flag boxers before i took them off
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
And a psychic told me I was pregnant and I am just so over life right now.
I'm getting shit face wasted, and I have to be up so early tomorrow. I am bad at smart.
I'm with the hottest fuckin fire fighter right now. I'm ready to fake my own death.
This 35 year old just told me that he was headed to the dance floor and it was about to get real dangerous......was that an invite?
He jumped into a mall fountain. I don't think that warrants a lifetime ban or the disorderly persons charge, but whatever. Fuck you Pennsylvania.
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
I realized it was late, and he was my brother in humanity and another incarnation of my own life force and consciousness, so I regained control of myself, thanked him for helping me, and went home.
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
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