i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
i turned job hunting into a drinking game..
i like how i just referred to his pregnant wife as the "other" melissa and you didn't even judge me.
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
I got to find out the airplane alcohol limit, and somehow I made it through the flight.
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
So my mind was like YOU ARE TOTALLY GONNA MAKE IT TO CLASS TODAY but then my body was all LOL NO YOU AIN'T.
You know it's a good weekend when you wake up on Sunday questioning your sexuality.
If you hear a sad honk in the wind it is me.
I also love my swipe to text changed a singular vagina to a plural vaginas. like my phone somehow knows I secretly want 2 vaginas
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
Dude \nSo embarrassed \nJust sent a snap to my boss john and noticed my vibrator was right beside me
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