scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
did we decide the 'sorry about the threesome' cake was too flippant?
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
...Just between you and me I just did Olympic grade ribbon dancing with toilet paper in the bar bathroom.
Was behind a guy going 20 for 4 miles I'll be there as soon as the universe quits fucking me
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
Everybodys gonna want to make out w me dressed as big bird
Big bird is like some childhood daddy fantasy come true for carnival
She flashed them and they let her pay with Monopoly money. I'm married, so it is your obligation as my best man to repeatedly fuck her for me
I had sex on a sidewalk in downtown Chicago... I don't think I have anymore morals to lose.
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
Now all I want to do is stay up, drink wine, and look at dragons.
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
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