i don't plan on having that self control this summer
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
It's like that depressing moment when you drop your cocaine in the snow.
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
He paid me to blow him while doing a handstand. Does that make me a whore or just a budding gymnast?
No clues in my phone. Only dialed call: my own social security number. And that was before 10:00pm.
Hey hey, in my defense we were just suppose to watch Disney movies from a blanket fort with beer and nachos. I was I suppose to know it would end in tears?
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
I need to puke. I need a shower. I need rehab. I need to detox and puke. I feel like demons are inside of me.
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
Dude, you kicked in the door to get to a six-person orgy while yelling "I JUST WANT TO LEARN!!"
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
I am so dumb. I made a mistake and let him get away.
Don't worry, there are other penises in the sea.
Thanks, mom.
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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