Ugh I just know that when I take off his pants his underwear will have Megan's Law written all over them.
Update: no underwear. Greeeeen light.
You screamed 'pound me, you big thick stud.' I looked around for porn cameras.
Shut up. I did not.
I really wish I was making that up.
i totally forgot about the coupon that said i would show him how i pleasure myself.
I never thought I'd hear the words "aww you pulled out" and "you're so sweet" in the same sentence.
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
Did you just say he wants to put a baby inside me?
1 be hot 2 flirt with everyone 3 use hotness to make people do things for you. It's a simple model.
By the end of the night I was using him as a leg rest and he was handing me pizza rolls when I wiggled my hand. It's a proven method.
You used the best tools you had at your disposal.
Slutty, slutty tools.
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
He ran into the room yelling "attack! Attack!", jumped on top of me on the air mattress, popped the air mattress, and then we had victory sex, because he was proud of popping it.
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
So I'm getting really old. I feel asleep for a booty call that I initiated. The struggle is real.
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
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