There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
Just saw a homeless guy with a sign that said "Family abducted by aliens. Need money for ransom" and on the back of the sign it said "And it's only $.88"
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
He brought Stephanie home from the black light party. Apparently he has night vision beer goggles
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
I woke up in a hospital at three in the morning only to realize my pee is now going to be orange. I've grown to realize I've made all the right decisions
I feel like there should be a database and you screen your boyfriend's scrotum and all the fucked up shit they've done goes on file.
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
i'm pretty sure you can't sue someone for "Taking a shit on my kitchen floor."
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
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