I just sold weed to a guy holding a baby...does this make me a bad person?
Scratch that. Lia's boy toy's brother has a gorilla costume. This is gonna be great.
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
Just gave advice in krystal burger while holding and pointing with a corona to a 3 year old, told her to enjoy her stroller time while it lasts. The mom pushed her away fast.
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
You handed me a red solo cup filled with vodka and Bacon. You called it the salty Russian.
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
I can't believe you big bird do not remember battling a shark last night it turned into a Pokemon battle and big bird over powered the shark
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
I was afraid she wouldn't be able keep up but I woke up in a bathtub, she called me a pussy and made me pancakes.
I just want to smoke this blunt and eat pizza rolls while watching The Price Is Right with you.
Dude so help me god I WILL weigh a penis one day
There is a reason my most meaningful relationship since 2012 has been with Duracel...
Sitting naked in my bed eating leftover Mexican food drinking coors light.. Can it get any more single than this?
Happy 20th birthday! I hope you like anxiety and having your debit card declined at McDonald's!
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