So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
I passed out in the cab. Woke up to the cabby yelling SIR SIR WE ARE AT THE TRAIN STATION!! SIRRRR!!
Took her home last night and it was like trying to put an oyster in a slot machine. I may have drank a little too much.
Okay, lets just agree to keep all cutlery related activities to a minimum.
Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
you should have walked with me to my car. you just missed a girl rip off her bra and throw it into a dumpster and scream mardi gras
I'm doing shots of jagger in dixi cups and making a lesson plan for my 8th grader summer school class. My life is so close to adulthood I can taste it
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
I can dream in two languages, but it's still about ripping a bong.
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
He ate me out while Space Jam was on. My life is complete.
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
Hypothetically - think of it as Schrodinger's blow-job.
I currently hiding in an upside down garbage can please come find me
Your parents are gone and we haven't fucked in their bed... why?
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