using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
Here. I am here. I do not know where here is but it includes condom balloons, a keg castle, and a shaved goat. Do not find me...I am in post blackout heaven.
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
The trashcan full of everclear punch caught on fire...you should probably come home now.
A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
They are going to name an STD after you.
Just laying in bed with my vibrator eating cold tortillas and listening to Savage Garden.
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
I yelled at the cab driver to slow down because my unborn children live here, and pointed to my uterus. I think my message was lost in translation though because he immediately offered me his card...
Also that boy who jizzed in me wearing Cowboy boots and a plaid shirt snapped me at 4 am and said "I owe you a dinner. Sorry"
Charging my vibrator at work. Pray to god I don't forget it!!!
We decided it was a good idea to go streaking through the campus. Everything was fine until the sprinklers turned on and we realized the keys were in his pocket.
The guy in the cage next to me is having phone sex. His girlfriend is in College Library. Why is my life ridiculous.
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