i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
I hope he's okay, but I also hope he shows up with an eyepatch
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
I may have broken a few toes and my face hurts. I do know that I pissed the bed so at least I've got some closure there
Hey couldn't find water bottle to put margs in whole bottle in purse gonna stop and get cups and ice from starbucks and burrito from una mas want a quesadilla
he slapped my stomach and proclaimed it a baby-free zone
There is a guy dressed as Captain America in the theatre. I want to make out with him even though I have no idea what he looks like. Wish me luck, I'm going in.
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
I'm saying "I told you so" now so that I don't slow down to say it on the way to grab the fire extinguisher
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
the universe is starting to freak me out.. ive now had sex with 3 people who were born on the same day..
My shower turned into a bath, turned into me lying on the shower floor with the water running over me... That hung over..
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