sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
Fact: Telling a guy he has erectile dysfunction doesn't solve the problem.
You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
My day may involve a drug pinata. I LOVE MY LIFE.
She went to her drug test stoned.
And strangely enough, we all know she'll pass it.
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
I'm so festive that I used my jack o lantern bucket as a just in case barf bin
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
Did I see you at the bar last night?
Yes. You just kept grabbing my boobs and saying how much better they are than yours...
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
I have jizz, in my hair. I'm sitting in class with jizz. In. My. Hair. I need to make better life choices.
Oh, did your mom say anything else about my butt?
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
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