gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
The sex was so not worth the four dollars it cost to drive over the bridge
call me tomorrow and ask me about coke-whore stripper. It hasnt happened yet, but im sure it will be plenty disappointing.
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
I'm just saying, asking "Are you happy with me?" during a handjob is simply unfair and scientifically inadmissiable.
Oh trust me, i am. It's like magic, but instead of rabbits and doves its orgasms- He just keeps pulling them out of nowhere.
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
There's no way I'm ready for marriage. I have too many pics of other guys' junk on my phone for an eternal commitment right now.
WHY DO I KEEP FINDING CHICKEN THROUGHOUT THE HOUSE? GET YOUR ASS HOME NOW!
Xanax and cookies, it's good to be home
You know it's bad when I'm eating a cold chicken breast alone in bed 😕
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
Are you aware that you called your mom to say hi before you dragged the random guy into bed last night?
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
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