My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
During sex she told me I could do anything I wanted to her. You remember that toy lightsaber we bought at Wal Mart?
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
We had to leave the bar because you were trying to show the bartender your boobs for water.
Dear, was it your thong we found wrapped around my hairbrush next to Rachel's bed? Please explain.
Dude, you chugged an entire bottle of tomato sauce and got us free drinks for the night. No way was I gonna stop you.
No one parties like Jon. He once stole a cops hat, ran like the wind, partied all night with it, and dropped it off at the station the next day with a box of donuts as an appology.
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
This guy punched out a light, puked in the sink, stole the mailbox, then tried to tell ME that I had to leave the party... Then his dog shit on the floor.
i just wrote an ode to an enchilada dorito. i'll need that pregnancy test now please.
She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
This is why we can never be just regular friends. The shit we do is not regular
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