My little brother has some high school girls in my pool, it's like a jailbait buffet in my backyard
i watch way too much csi for them to even pretend to be my friend.
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
the moment we started interpretive dancing last night wouldve been a good time to stop drinking.
Nicee. Atleast your phone doesn't change pen in to PENISsSSSSSSS like mine does
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
I'm crying and shaving my Bronco playoff beard
Nothing says you made great Saturday night choices like someone's dick that you don't remember, poking you in the ass Sunday morning.
I ask him how he's going, like life and stuff, and he responds "20-0 pats"
And then you screamed, "I JUST WANNA POUR MAPLE SYRUP ALL OVER HIM AND RAVISH HIS BODY!!"
everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
Bold words for someone NOT on a unicycle
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