it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
I dont think he was a real cab driver. I think he was just a creepy guy with a van.
I was trying to be really smart and save 10 dollars for each cab there and back. ...so I ripped a $20 dollar bill in half.
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
And with me just getting pulled over and you maxing your card out on tennis balls I don't know if we can afford it
whatever. i almost had sex in a car with someone passed out in the back seat. phone's not my biggest worry.
I have so many hands. So. Many. Hands. I can feel arms that I don't have yet. They tickle. I can see the blood in my eyes. I think something is happening. The hands!!! I'm ticking myself with hands I don't have yet! I can't stop giggling about my notyet hands!
We're about to play the try not to vom at the president's house game...
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
Yo. What's your name again? You put "don't tell your landlord" as your name lol
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
I try not to flex my sex appeal too much around the engineers, it's like feeding bears...always ends in disaster.
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
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