I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
Just found 2 diff. colored pubes in my underwear..new record.
i think i'd rather have a trophy of a like jizz stained curtain or something
At least he's not married... I hate Halloween hookups
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
i DID try to find you last night. i asked where you were and you texted me the letter "e" and a picture of the dark.
sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
This time, try to not get fingered in the middle of the living room.
I DIDNT GET FINGERED
I was rubbed
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
It feels like my uterus is trying to crawl out of my ass wearing cleats. And yourself?
I think the lady at jack in the box started crying when we put in our order.
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
WHY IS THERE A FUCKING DILDO IN PLACE OF MY GEAR SHIFTER IN MY CAR?
Pretty good. Thinking about getting day drunk and filling out job applications so I don't hate myself as much
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