I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
mom and dad googled us on the weekend. i love the internet less than i did on friday.
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
It's like playing clue with my own life. I have to piece together what I did, where I was, how I did it, and who I did it to
Her little brother walked in right as I was finishing and was like "uhhh hey there's a lunar eclipse outside"
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
I'm about to do the walk of shame in a christmas onesie. What would I do without christmas sweater party season?
He may not be fully over his current wife yet. But wait until I show him my tits in his office at the end of the day tonight.
Literally too hungover to pull out of the driveway. Tried 3 times and failed. I'm going back to bed.
He told me I smelled like fruit loops and then bit me on the tit
Life should not be this hard with a dick this big.
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
My mom just woke me up with a cowboy hat and sunglasses on. It's 7 am and she's drunk.
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
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