They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
He just kept yelling "body massage machine go" at random intervals throughout the night
Is that you who's passed out on my treadmill?
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
Boats looked like robot pelicans and time was slow and now im on wipe out
All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
Then she looked me straight in the eyes and asked me if I missed my foreskin. Weirdest conversation ever.
He just asked me to be his girlfriend while having sex on his parents kitchen counter
I may have just sent her dad a picture of my penis. His name's Myron, right?
So, then you thought it was a good idea to dress up like the Hamburglar, buy a bag full of McDonalds hamburgers, go to Burger King and throw them at everyone while screaming "HAMBURGLAR!". At that point there was no stopping you.
dude, i told you to rally, so you sprinted upstairs, knocked some girl down, and without missing a beat said, "not now bitch, im in the fucking zone" and took off
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
That was the first time ive ever slept with a girl with a q in her name
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