please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
She is totally STD
Is it a bad omen that my phone auto corrects dtf to STD
I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
My ex was there, the 2 girls I'm seeing showed up and I had a pocket full of VIP passes 2 the strip club. Had all the makings of an epic night but I fell asleep at the bar.
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
Long story short I'm making an I'm sorry card for a girl I dont remember having sex with
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
i got my period today. mid walk of shame and im wearing a shirt that says stay classy. my life is a joke.
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