last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
He was so drunk that he tried to backflip off a baby chair.. How do you think that ended?
You probably havent been upstairs if you think that the microwave missing its door is bad
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
No, she passed out instead. I have the worst luck, its like Jesus is mad at me for having the same birthday as him
Weekend has begun hello red wine at 10am on a Wednesday
I sang Jenna happy bday in the middle of throw up hurls
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
Beer pong consisted of me throwing a ball at the wall and then falling over because moving my arm made me dizzy. I think our team lost.
These bathrooms are miraculous. I'd love to have sex in here. Wow. I've peed 5 times.
Tornado booty call.. dedication
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
I admit I fucked your best friend, but to be fair, you fucked the tristate area. So there's a good chance about 40% of those people are MY friends.
Randomize
