Half Baked? Au contraire, Ben and Jerry, I was fully baked when I ate that whole pint of ice cream.
why do my parents always seem to be having way more sex than i do?
He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
A kind stripper put a blanket over me last night
I've made a list of places I want to have sex this summer. #1: Reptile House at the zoo.
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
You stared at the ground for like 20 minutes willing yourself to get sober
Tell them to carpool to pride, have a 3way, and if one says 'no thanks' just tell em it's not gay if it happened in a 3way!
He's a college graduate, has an excellent job, and respects his family. To say nothing of his 8.5 inch cock. His narcolepsy not withstanding...I'm marrying this motherfucker.
What the fuck was I thinking eating an entire tub of potato salad on acid. My stomach today bro
not even sure this counts as hungover but like my body can't exist in reality today
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