3:47a: I take it you're not on your way over
well recently, every guy I have hooked up with has been economy sized
i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before
last night this guy was hitting on me by showing me the famous people he had in his contacts on his cell... when he asked me if i knew lindsay lohan, i said "whose that? sounds asian"
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but my underwear and it was on backwards and my entire body is too sore to move...
Im glad someone is finally more of a drunken slut than I am.
everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
Responsibility: Hiding your beer when your DWI clients who are out on bond come to talk to you at bars.
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
Waking up next to a guy you don't remember going home with and the first thing you say is: where is my tiara? = successful birthday
Fuck you. You were a total asshole last night.
We will get to that, but can anybody tell me whose fucking socks I am wearing?!
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
Block me from your phone tonight…I need to get laid tonight. But you've been being a douchebag. So not by you. But I might call you. So block me.
WHY WOULD I COCK BLOCK MYSELF???
This is the weekend we were supposed to be in Vegas making bad decisions hoping no one got VD, not stuck at home for the 900th day in a row
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