On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
I just got an email from a bridal website with the subject "Countdown to your Wedding Day"... is 11AM too early to drink the rest of the wine we have?
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
Your ass just called me, someone was yelling "awful waffle" and also, " I don't know who's hands are who's anymore"
all i remember is being at the diner with her at 3am and her storming into the kitchen to make sure the chef gave me regular fries instead of home fries.
Today's forecast: A sex tornado warning has been issued in your area. Counties affected include your bed, your shower, or your couch. This warning is in effect until further notice. Signs of a sex tornado include: your girlfriend coming up with a huge analogy to inform you that she's ungodly horny today.
At some point you realize they're vacuuming and you still have to sober up. Please find me a boyfriend thanks .
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
I totally left my shirt at your house. Also I think I high fived your cactus last night
We're taking a shot every time Landon Donovan takes a shot. It's clever, sort of.
Yeah. I couldn't figure out why my toes hurt. Apparently, the guy I was dancing with, kept running them over with his wheelchair.
In honor of Super Tuesday, we should have the sex tonight.
Your aunt just offered to blow me for a ride home....how did you end up such a prude?
There will be plenty of opportunity for me to sexualize Mike via VenMo.
Randomize