they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
A chick at the bar last night took my black berry, looked at my Brick Breaker score and told me she couldnt take someone that has a lower score than her seriously.
I just saw a fat chick walking across campus talking to herself and licking her lips. Diet season is scary.
I woke up on the stairs at of a Disneyland hotel. Yes, my night was amazing.
The extent of my physical activity is running from the cops.
This is the time you want your cat to have telepathy with you. To know if the guy downstairs left.
Man in California was arrested for killing and eating a wild bobcat while high on crystal meth. Let's please NEVER get that high on anything...
Did you just reference Ludacris during my possible pregnancy scare of 2012?!
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
He follows more cats on Instagram then he does girls.. That's how you know your boyfriend is whipped.
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
Fuck this. I'm adopting 12 cats and naming them after the 12 disciples. Maybe Jesus will have sympathy for me then.
I wish I could send you one of those donuts I had. Like teleport it to you. Because it would change your life
I hooked up with the sexiest couple in the LAX BATHROOM IN THE CHANGING FAMILY ROOM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
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