i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
i just got so high i needed a buddy system to the kitchen
I woke up naked, with 10 visible bite marks and a black eye. I'm just going to assume that it was a good night.
dont worry, it'll just be a conversation starter like "why did you get that pierced?" or "wow, i got arrested there too"
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
I always figured rock bottom would've involved more hookers
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
So I fucked her. If you're keeping score at home, it's all tied up with horrible sex with someone I like and great sex with someone I hate both with 1.
Also, what is a socially acceptable way to introduce a crossbow in public?
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
My dad wants to dress like mitt Romney tomorrow night and tell trick or treaters they owe him candy.
I need to stop getting high and watching documentaries. Wanna go to Japan with me and protest the mass genocide of dolphins?
When she introduced her friend to me I shook his hand and told him not to leave his ugly vest at my apartment in the morning. He took it off and bought me a shot.
Why can't I come over and snuggle you and make you lick my boots
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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