..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
I just threw up, I'm either bulemic or pregnant, and I'm now accepting bets on which it is
Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
Somebody left a mini pitcher in the bathroom. Think its safe?
we tried to steal a tractor last night. you should have come out.
Not saying puking on the side of a cab was how I imagined freshman year of med school but...
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
It's like everything I need in life within a five block radius: booze, toilets, dogs, dicks.
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
its like i get a dick upgrade with every new guy i screw, at this rate i'm scared to see my next one
I’ve had a lot of vodka, 3 different dicks and no food since last night. Come get me
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